Gonna miss working at the cinema! Good thing I still have a few more weeks!

Gonna miss working at the cinema! Good thing I still have a few more weeks!

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sietebesos:

spookylumpkins:

Funny story, Paige decided she didn’t want to spend as long in Hawaii next month so she called the airline and told them that she had to come back on an earlier flight so she could attend a funeral. I guess she didn’t realize that that is the oldest excuse in the book and the airline told her she needed to provide the funeral home’s name and phone number, and she panicked and said she’d call them back. I told her to give them my number and I would fake it but she got cold feet and called them back and said the funeral had been cancelled. Which is probably for the best because I would have really hammed it up.

How do funerals get cancelled?

sietebesos:

spookylumpkins:

Funny story, Paige decided she didn’t want to spend as long in Hawaii next month so she called the airline and told them that she had to come back on an earlier flight so she could attend a funeral. I guess she didn’t realize that that is the oldest excuse in the book and the airline told her she needed to provide the funeral home’s name and phone number, and she panicked and said she’d call them back. I told her to give them my number and I would fake it but she got cold feet and called them back and said the funeral had been cancelled. Which is probably for the best because I would have really hammed it up.

How do funerals get cancelled?

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weirdvintage:

Sophia Loren playing pool while the young men with her concentrate very hard on…the game…1954 (via This is Not Porn)

weirdvintage:

Sophia Loren playing pool while the young men with her concentrate very hard on…the game…1954 (via This is Not Porn)

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awwww-cute:

Work sucks :(

awwww-cute:

Work sucks :(

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landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

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celestial-sexhair:

cockroachsoup:

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cockroachsoup:

do you think i could cook a s’more on the really hot part of my laptop

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I’m doing it

running two games in the background to cause laptop to heat up more

bottom of marshmallow is warm

the chocolate is soft enough that some comes off on my finger when touching it

it’s working

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the chocolate is melting

i touched it and that happened

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We did it kids

welcome to the internet

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