a norse myth
heartofdarkness23: Adsfsr son of Sdfgddgrl sat upon his throne Hhghhfgdh in the great golden hall of Yuggjhdgf.df45.,;’[-[lmdjfh;,
When I pass a test I didn't study for
laughingstation: I am ready for finals week
no-red-reason: straylight3jane: ...
theavengersheadcanons: Clint introduced Steve to the music of David Bowie. Steve loves it, but he is annoyed that whenever he’s enjoying a song, Clint had to point out that it is a song about drug addiction. EVERY TIME. Submitted by dianariggslegs
starlightstranger: i had to, it was too perfect
NO! Not My CABBAGE CORP!!– Cabbage Man, Aftermath (via callmedanaful)
80 years from now;
Granddaughter: GRANDMA ARE YOU OKAY?
Me: //laughs// HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP
Granddaughter: Grandma this isn't the time for your old 2000 jokes!
Me: WATCH OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE